He's coming. He's coming. Our King approaches My King approaches Awesome sounds of reindeer, Reach ears as he draws near He rides across heathen lands, Throats crushed in his wooden hands. He has cool and lucky friends, He does wicked coin tricks, He gives awesome head massage He'll be here - Any second! Oh boy! Here's here! And kicking arse, He's here! And is full of heart, He tore a guy's jaw right off, And, dude, That was his best friend! He had to. Damn, I love that King of Europe, He makes me want to hug him and cry. I love him, I love him, I love him more than ice-cream, We love him more than ice-cream! I love him, I love him, I love him more than rainbows, We love him more than rainbows! I love him, I love him, I love him more than frenching. HE ONCE FRENCHED A RAINBOW MADE OUT OF ICE-CREAM! Europe loves her King, She really, really, really does. He once went to India, He messed up some guys real bad there. Europe loves her King, She really, really, really does. She makes him breakfast every morning, Then acts like it's no real big deal. Europe loves her King, She really, really, really does. When he's out with his Adventure Friends, She just smiles and understands. I love you... back.

Thank you for listening to The Saga Of The European King. It was written and produced by Tom McNally and featured the voices of Ellen Buckley, Josh Crisp, Alex Hatton, Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher and Tom McNally, with Ben Edwards as Cutty. The wonderful illustrations were illustrated by Bruno Stahl, whose DeviantArt account is b-r-u-n-o-s-t-a-h-l.deviantart.com The theme tune was written and performed by Nicolai Roos. On bass was Alessandro Busetto, the guitar solo was Ameer Saban's and, performing the vocals were Pravda23, Kevin Rule and Elzanne Roos. All recordings of The Saga Of The European King are copyright of Tom McNally and licensed under Creative Commons to share and remix under the conditions of attribution, noncommercial use and to share alike. I would take a meaningful pleasure in hearing anything you have to say about our play, so please drop me a line on terome@littleoldman.com, or through Twitter on @teromemcnally or through Tumblr on sharkofwisdom.tumblr.com Farewell for now, my friends. May your wires never cross, and your luster never dull.