Book One - It Is Winter

by The Saga Of The European King

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Having solved all other problems in the Medieval world, the King of Europe gathers up his highest-level hangers-on and sets out to kill Winter, the season that makes everyone cold and miserable for one half of their entire lives.

This first entry of The Saga Of The European King weighs in at fifteen chapters, two and a half hours in length, not counting the extras you get in the full album download.

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released May 27, 2012

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Featuring:

Ellen Buckley
Josh Crisp
Alex Hatton
Ben Meredith
Tom McNally
Claudia Treacher
and Ben Edwards as Cutty

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Album art by Bruno Stahl

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Written and edited by Tom McNally

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Mastered by Jovan Bvartmann

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The theme tune, 'The King Is Coming,' written by Nicolai Roos.

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Bandcamp design scheme adapted from from:
'Lappar i snöstorm' by John Bauer, 1904-1905
A work in the public domain, found on:
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lappar_i_sn%C3%B6storm_av_John_Bauer.jpg

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The Saga Of The European King Brighton, UK

A love letter to the franchise fiction that destroyed culture. A medieval king sets out to do what all tyrants dream of - to murder Winter alongside all his best friends.

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Track Name: Nicolai Roos - The King Is Coming
He's coming.
He's coming.
Our King approaches
My King approaches
Awesome sounds of reindeer,
Reach ears as he draws near
He rides across heathen lands,
Throats crushed in his wooden hands.

He has cool and lucky friends,
He does wicked coin tricks,
He gives awesome head massage
He'll be here -
Any second!
Oh boy!

Here's here!
And kicking arse,
He's here!
And is full of heart,
He tore a guy's jaw right off,
And, dude,
That was his best friend!

He had to.

Damn, I love that King of Europe,
He makes me want to hug him and cry.
I love him, I love him,
I love him more than ice-cream,
We love him more than ice-cream!
I love him, I love him,
I love him more than rainbows,
We love him more than rainbows!
I love him, I love him,
I love him more than frenching.
HE ONCE FRENCHED A RAINBOW MADE OUT OF ICE-CREAM!

Europe loves her King,
She really, really, really does.
He once went to India,
He messed up some guys real bad there.

Europe loves her King,
She really, really, really does.
She makes him breakfast every morning,
Then acts like it's no real big deal.

Europe loves her King,
She really, really, really does.
When he's out with his Adventure Friends,
She just smiles and understands.

I love you... back.
Track Name: The Credits
Thank you for listening to The Saga Of The European King. It was written and produced by Tom McNally and featured the voices of Ellen Buckley, Josh Crisp, Alex Hatton, Ben Meredith, Claudia Treacher and Tom McNally, with Ben Edwards as Cutty.

The wonderful illustrations were illustrated by Bruno Stahl, whose DeviantArt account is b-r-u-n-o-s-t-a-h-l.deviantart.com

The theme tune was written and performed by Nicolai Roos. On bass was Alessandro Busetto, the guitar solo was Ameer Saban's and, performing the vocals were Pravda23, Kevin Rule and Elzanne Roos.

All recordings of The Saga Of The European King are copyright of Tom McNally and licensed under Creative Commons to share and remix under the conditions of attribution, noncommercial use and to share alike.

I would take a meaningful pleasure in hearing anything you have to say about our play, so please drop me a line on terome@littleoldman.com, or through Twitter on @teromemcnally or through Tumblr on sharkofwisdom.tumblr.com

Farewell for now, my friends.
May your wires never cross, and your luster never dull.