Book Two - The New World Is Exciting, Dangerous | The Saga Of The European King

Book Two - The New World Is Exciting, Dangerous

by The Saga Of The European King

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1.	Chapter Sixteen - Everything Will Be All Right When He Calls Back 14:46	info	buy track
2.	Chapter Seventeen - The Inside of this Dugong is Unpleasant and Wet 21:01	info	buy track
3.	Chapter Eighteen - Come on Everybody and Do the Bitey Bop 17:48	info	buy track
4.	The Bitey Bop 01:47	lyrics	buy track
Stop Now bop Grandmaster ObNOX: HIT EM BITEY, BOI! Bitey: I'm Bitey the Lion, Just doin' my thing Like a supercharged ion With my homie, the King I've seen all of the earth From bottom to top And I've noticed a dearth Of serious bop When I'm at the party, shaking, Chowing prime hiphop Shoot my nine till it's breaking Macking girls with my spitswap Then alla sudden – psych! !!! Whoooooooaaaa That's something I don't like Cos the music takes a flop So I step up to the mic And I crank out the Bop. Grandmaster ObNOX: DON'T STOP! Bitey: I am dancing to this music It explodes in your brain Like a poisonous mushroom But you know the beat you're layin' Don't needa check the stockroom They were slapping round like fishes Now they up and feeling fresh Like mama's well washed dishes Strained through her finest mesh And I don't take drugs The party's born again like me Lamb's gettin' with the lion I'll save you too for free And that is no lyin' It's real easy, just move and hop, From head to toe and toe to top Don't stand there gaping, do I hafta call a cop? Come on everybody and do the Bitey Bop Grandmaster ObNOX: BITE ME IN MY FACE
5.	Chaper Nineteen - The Historic Siege of Castle Magnificent 13:12	info	buy track
6.	Chapter Twenty - Our Daring Exploits 15:38	info	buy track
7.	Chapter Twenty One - The King is Savagely Beaten, a New Friend 14:22	info	buy track
8.	Chapter Twenty Two - Nananana nana NAH 12:42	info	buy track
9.	Chapter Twenty Three - Smoking is a Complicated Emotion 25:53	info	buy track
10.	Chapter Twenty Four - The King Acts Like a Dick 14:49	info	buy track
11.	Chapter Twenty Five - The Smith Expedition 18:53	info	buy track
12.	Chapter Twenty Six - The Rubble of Our Dreams is also the Rubble of Our House 10:19	info	buy track
13.	Chapter Twenty Seven - It Gets Them Every Time 16:15	info	buy track
14.	Chapter Twenty Eight - What is a Dame? How Does She Feel? 18:20	info	buy track
15.	Chapter Twenty Nine - You Are Leaving Today but Remember Everything We Built Together 18:18	info	buy track
16.	Chapter Thirty - Let's Go to Utah and Tell a Scary Story 21:40	info	buy track
17.	Chapter Thirty One - You Must Gather Your Party Before Venturing Forth 24:13	info	buy track
18.	Chapter Thirty Two - Tell Me, Tell Me About the King's Cool New Powers 12:58	info	buy track
19.	Chapter Thirty Three - They Rode into Town on a Yacht Made of Swans 11:46	info	buy track
20.	Chapter Thirty Four - The Nemesis of Neglect Names You 13:13	info	buy track
21.	Chapter Thirty Five - Axe Axewound, The King's Best Friend 20:34	info	buy track

about

Following an invasion, a stressful encounter with his ex and something about a rocket ship, the King has landed in the New World and lost his phone.

His friends have to do what they can to bring him home to Europe. Most of them are eaten by the gigantic dugong that made passage across the Atlantic such a problem in Medieval times.

The King's personal nemesis, Terrorthaw, meanwhile, takes his absence as an opportunity to get in to time travel.

Book Two of the saga is seventeen chapters long with a new episode of bona fide Medieval history released every month. This is going to be a wild, strange ride.

credits

released May 16, 2016

Written and edited by Tom McNally
Performed by Joshua Crisp, Amy Sutton, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards with special guest star Peter Markiner.

Theme tune music and interstitials by Nicolai Roos

Additional music by Pravda23, Nicolai Roos, Mano Camatsos and SunnyCloud.

Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community.

Special thanks to Spiral Wave Radio and ONCA for the support and the facilities.

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The Saga Of The European King Brighton, UK

A love letter to the franchise fiction that destroyed culture. A medieval king sets out to do what all tyrants dream of - to murder Winter alongside all his best friends.

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