He's coming.
He's coming.
Our King approaches
My King approaches
Awesome sounds of reindeer,
Reach ears as he draws near
He rides across heathen lands,
Throats crushed in his wooden hands.

He has cool and lucky friends,
He does wicked coin tricks,
He gives awesome head massage
He'll be here -
Any second!
Oh boy!

Here's here!
And kicking arse,
He's here!
And is full of heart,
He tore a guy's jaw right off,
And, dude,
That was his best friend!

He had to.

Damn, I love that King of Europe,
He makes me want to hug him and cry.
I love him, I love him,
I love him more than ice-cream,
We love him more than ice-cream!
I love him, I love him,
I love him more than rainbows,
We love him more than rainbows!
I love him, I love him,
I love him more than frenching.
HE ONCE FRENCHED A RAINBOW MADE OUT OF ICE-CREAM!

Europe loves her King,
She really, really, really does.
He once went to India,
He messed up some guys real bad there.

Europe loves her King,
She really, really, really does.
She makes him breakfast every morning,
Then acts like it's no real big deal.

Europe loves her King,
She really, really, really does.
When he's out with his Adventure Friends,
She just smiles and understands.

I love you... back.