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Until recently, Sally Minefield lived inside a gigantic dugong but her colleague killed it in some sort of multidimensional magical curbstomping. Now she has washed up on Miami Beach and needs to grasp the several cultural differences that exist between her native Medieval Europe and the United States of America.

Fortunately Will Smith is there to help her get up to speed.

Meanwhile, Ba'al the thunder god and Saint Francis the wild man are having trouble with a wily goose.

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from Book Two - The New World Is Exciting, Dangerous, track released November 22, 2016
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Written and edited by Tom McNally
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PERFORMED BY:

Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp and Tom McNally

Amy Sutton played Sally Minefield, Miamian, The Angel Cowgirl and Saint Francis
Joshua Crisp played Will Smith, Jay, Father Figaro and Ba'al
Tom McNally did the narration and played The King.

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MUSIC

Theme tune music composed by Nicolai Roos
'Will Smith's theme' composed by John Bartmann of lavidalocal.bandcamp.com
'Casanova Beach Club PRE-PARTY SUMMER 2010' by XaviPinos available on archive.org

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SFX

Pebble beach near Palaiokastrite Greece by radio aproree available from archive.org

Other sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:

MIAMI BEACH
footsteps-dirt-02 by aglinder
horse-gallop-and-stop-in-dirt-01 by n-audioman

FLAPJACK'S FUNERAL
crowd-cheering by soundsexciting
01-21-footsteps-tile-slippers-medium-pace by mentalsanityoff

CHILLINOUS PLAINS
Wind Houling 1 by Bosk1
wind3 by eliasheuninck
svalbard_ny_aalesund_20060807 by jeo
Feedback Soundscape by Thalamus_Lab
waking-ice-and-snow by soundmary
askeleet-metsassa-talvi-footsteps-walking-in-the-forest-in-the-winter-ice-and-snow-underbrush-a-close-sound by ylearkisto
BurlingtonIndustriesImplosion by the_toilet_guy
slow-footsteps-with-natural-reverb by trygven

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A love letter to the franchise fiction that destroyed culture. A medieval king sets out to do what all tyrants dream of - to murder Winter alongside all his best friends.

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