Book Two - The New World Is Exciting, Dangerous

by The Saga Of The European King

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Following an invasion, a stressful encounter with his ex and something about a rocket ship, the King has landed in the New World and lost his phone.

His friends have to do what they can to bring him home to Europe. Most of them are eaten by the gigantic dugong that made passage across the Atlantic such a problem in Medieval times.

The King's personal nemesis, Terrorthaw, meanwhile, takes his absence as an opportunity to get in to time travel.

Book Two of the saga is seventeen chapters long with a new episode of bona fide Medieval history released every month. This is going to be a wild, strange ride.

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released May 16, 2016

Written and edited by Tom McNally
Performed by Joshua Crisp, Amy Sutton, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards with special guest star Peter Markiner.

Theme tune music and interstitials by Nicolai Roos

Additional music by Pravda23, Nicolai Roos, Mano Camatsos and SunnyCloud.

Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community.

Special thanks to Spiral Wave Radio and ONCA for the support and the facilities.

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The Saga Of The European King Brighton, UK

A love letter to the franchise fiction that destroyed culture. A medieval king sets out to do what all tyrants dream of - to murder Winter alongside all his best friends.

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Track Name: The Bitey Bop
Stop
Now bop

Grandmaster ObNOX:
HIT EM BITEY, BOI!

Bitey:
I'm Bitey the Lion,
Just doin' my thing
Like a supercharged ion
With my homie, the King

I've seen all of the earth
From bottom to top
And I've noticed a dearth
Of serious bop

When I'm at the party, shaking,
Chowing prime hiphop
Shoot my nine till it's breaking
Macking girls with my spitswap

Then alla sudden – psych!

!!!

Whoooooooaaaa

That's something I don't like
Cos the music takes a flop
So I step up to the mic
And I crank out the Bop.

Grandmaster ObNOX:
DON'T STOP!

Bitey:
I am dancing to this music

It explodes in your brain
Like a poisonous mushroom
But you know the beat you're layin'
Don't needa check the stockroom

They were slapping round like fishes
Now they up and feeling fresh
Like mama's well washed dishes
Strained through her finest mesh

And I don't take drugs

The party's born again like me
Lamb's gettin' with the lion
I'll save you too for free
And that is no lyin'

It's real easy, just move and hop,
From head to toe and toe to top
Don't stand there gaping, do I hafta call a cop?
Come on everybody and do the Bitey Bop


Grandmaster ObNOX:
BITE ME IN MY FACE